Okay, so I have horns on my car.

I was dropping off something at my friend Chris's place. Like me, he lives in West Hollywood, which is very gay. So as I am walking towards my car two older gay men are standing near my car ogling my horns.

They are making gay jokes about how this horny car must be driven by a horny guy. They then saw me come up to my car.

They said hi and thanked me for providing their day with humor. I smiled and said "You're welcome." But then they kept the gay conversation going.

They started asking me if I remember when Cadillacs used to have a horn that sounded like a cow. Then they realized I was much younger then them.

But throughout all this small talk they kept half asking me if I drove my horny car because I'm a horny guy. I kept avoiding that gay question.

The reason I have the horns on my car is because as I drive past people it makes them smile. It's a very nice feeling to drive around and see that you're making people smile.